August 20, 2010.
I was driving along on my way to work the other day when I passed this parked work van. Hymen Restoration? Really? Is that even possible? What would the neighbors think if he was parked in front of your house? So I’m thinkin’ “Why would you wanna?” Does it really make a difference to anyone if your hymen isn’t in mint condition? I mean, they all break sooner or later, what’s the difference? While I’m thinking about it, what the hell does he do with the ladder?
5 comments:
lets see the dodger!!
Some things should just stay broken.
The ladders are for when the daughters on the 2nd floor calls and needs her hymen repaired before her parents find out.
You're right....thats the only thing that makes sense.
Ha! Ew.
Miss you guys.
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