Friday, August 20, 2010

August 20, 2010.

I was driving along on my way to work the other day when I passed this parked work van. Hymen Restoration? Really? Is that even possible? What would the neighbors think if he was parked in front of your house? So I’m thinkin’ “Why would you wanna?” Does it really make a difference to anyone if your hymen isn’t in mint condition? I mean, they all break sooner or later, what’s the difference? While I’m thinking about it, what the hell does he do with the ladder?

5 comments:

TaylorMad1 said...

lets see the dodger!!

Anonymous said...

Some things should just stay broken.

Mutulfun.. Day by Day said...

The ladders are for when the daughters on the 2nd floor calls and needs her hymen repaired before her parents find out.

S/V Veranda said...

You're right....thats the only thing that makes sense.

Al said...

Ha! Ew.
Miss you guys.